For the past four years I've served as a bullshit artist for a con artist. I built a brand so lovely that countless electeds from the East Bay Area were more than happy to throw money at it. But behind closed doors the bulk of our team was electing to just not do their jobs, not answer the phone, not respond to service calls, generally speaking our field staff consistently neglected our clients needs to watch TikTok. Oh and management? They not only enabled it but engaged in astronomically worse behavior.
I'm all for goofing off if there's geniunely no work to do, but if Ms. Peni's chair is fucking broken get off your ass and fix the damn thing. I have yet to figure out how I'm supposed to turn the last four years of my life into another portfolio piece, for now I offer potential employers that are still crazy enough to hire me after reading this my resume and some suno slop about how awful Easy Does it Emergency Services is at this point.